by Nathanael Blake
Human Events
It is well know that connoisseurs of human folly will find much to please their palate in modern Britain, and the Lunsford primary school in Larkfield, Kent just served up a surpassingly delectable trifle of idiocy. Ten-year-old Ryan Stupples was banned from the dining hall because his lunchbox was found, on inspection, to contain not one snack but two: cake and mini-cheese biscuits.